March “Social Vibe” Report: What Really Happened Behind the Scenes

Adrians Rakuzovs
2026-04-03T18:00:53+03:00

March showed strong interest but weak conversions. We attracted 795 visitors, yet most were low-quality traffic that didn’t engage. Users liked the products — over 5% added items to cart — but major issues like slow load time and a heavy website hurt the buying experience. Checkout drop-offs were high, with only one completed purchase. The focus now is clear: optimize speed, simplify the journey, and turn interest into real sales.

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March was… interesting. Not just in numbers, but in behavior. If you've ever wondered what actually goes on behind an online store — here's the real, unfiltered breakdown of UZVELC_KREKLU's month.

🌍 Traffic: Seen Worldwide, Understood Nowhere

We had 795 sessions in March. Sounds solid, right?
Well — most of them were bots, mainly from the US.

It felt like hosting a party where hundreds show up… but just stand by the fence watching.
Cool to get global attention — but attention alone doesn't build a brand.

⏳ Page Speed: "I'm Almost There"

Our mobile site loaded in 8.1 seconds.

That's not fast — that's "I'm on my way" while still in the shower slow.
In that time, you could order a coffee, get your name spelled wrong, and still be waiting for our page to open.

This matters. Because in e-commerce, every second kills conversions.

🎒 Page Size: Overpacked for No Reason

Our homepage weighed in at 4+ MB.

Imagine going to a 2-day festival with three suitcases "just in case."
That's how our site behaved — heavy, unnecessary, and slowing everything down.

Your phone felt it. And probably gave up before checkout.

💔 Checkout: Left on "Seen"

Here's where it gets painful:

10 people started checkout

9 disappeared before finishing

That's the classic moment: you're at the register… then suddenly remember you "forgot your wallet" (or saw the shipping cost) and quietly leave.

🦆 The One That Made It

Out of everyone — one person completed a purchase.

They bought the Ducky T-shirt.
That makes this order rarer than the first glass of fresh birch sap in spring.

Respect. That's a real one.

🔥 Interest: It's There

Despite everything, 5.3% of visitors added products to cart (17 times total).

That tells us one important thing:
The designs work. People want them.

The problem isn't interest — it's the final step.

🚀 What This Means

We're not guessing anymore. The data is clear:

People notice us

People like the product

But something breaks before purchase

Now it's on us to fix speed, simplify the experience, and remove friction.

👉 Your Move

You've seen the designs. You've added them to cart.
Now don't disappear at the last step.

Get your shirt. Finish what you started.